hey, on the last post i didn't quote..oops..
umm...
O! i got one
"If i'm fat, you're a house."-Marla, to her mom. Its just funny cuz she used the word house. Words like house, galoshes, lamp, shelf, cunt..All good.

Life can't reward you without work. That would be too damn easy. And life's a bitch. Beh. Why am i in such a crappy mood?

Oh, its just the blow of humility i just recieved. Nothing like playing at an arcade to put your confidence down a notch. But hey, its just a game, right? AHAHAHAHAHA! Anyway, walter drove me to franklin mills cuz he had to buy some stuff there. I played DDR. I vaguely knew the people there and met some new ones. shwee. But of course i suck at arcade DDR right now because i haven't played it in like a month :-(. Stupid me and my soft-pad ness. I did two songs on standard, failed miserably on the maniac one i usually pass, and some light ones. Behh, i stinked. But i could have been worse. I know my place on the DDR totem pole. "how long have you been playing?" "three months" "And you're still on LIghT?". O screw you. I don't own or live near or have access to decent regular transportation to a machine. So cram it. Behh, i feel bitter suddenly. The girl who said that was really nice. I think her name was Sophie or something. I'm just in a mood. I need sleep.
On a bright note, kung fu was freaking amazing today! we learned some bo staff techniques with a wooden bo staff. I was like "dude, i gotta have me one of these!" and chris said "...well they're 20$ downstairs"
:-O
When dad picked me up, i asked him for 20$. I got it. :-D Squeeee!
It gets better!
I go to buy it, and Mary says its upstairs, and she goes in the closet looking for it, and chris comes out of the changing room WITHOUT A SHIRT and is like "what's going on? Did you forget something?"
I lost all comprehendable english, but mary comes out with my bo staff and hands it to me.
Chris: O, you came back to buy a bo staff *takes bo staff from Mary, holds it out to me*
Me:"mfmgpherrr money"*hands chris 20 dollars, grins stupidly holding bo staff, bolts.*
GodDAMN! Whoo! Reliving that made me happy again!
...so...anything else...
I saw chris without a shirt!:-D!!!!!
no...i already mentioned that....
My bo staff rocks the house!
wow, this is an emotional arc, alright.
Some sort of party thing tommorow at my house. Mom arranged it. Theres hard lemonade in the fridge O.o i want some. That stuffs yummy. extra yummy.
Molly back in a week!
Next saturday-wednesday i'm going to lake placid, so don't try an call me cuz i won't be there. And if someone answers the phone and says its me, they're lying and stealing my identity. So naturally you must come over my house, kill her, and stuff her body down somebody elses chimney. I don't care who. Preferably someone without kids so a corpse doesn't fall into a fireplace and they think its santa and see a corpse instead. I don't want this to find the way back to me and have to pay therapy fees for that poor sucker.
I visited alyssa at weinrech's :-) she was wearing a chef hat.
I'm applying at panera bread. I need a job. I asked my parents if i should apply at panera or weinrechs and they said panera cuz they wanted the discounts. O well. I'm still flippin between the two. I like panera's food better. Hnnnnn....Alyssa, quit weinrechs and apply at panera..then i won't be so damn conflicted...

Basic anatomy of a sutin family mini-crisis

Mom: Gets hurt/ Car accident/ stress breakdown/wrong prescription. Goes to ER.

Walter:May be involved in car accident or present during injury/ drives mom to hospital/ Promptly leaves to hang out with buddies till all hours of the night.

Dad: Finds out, drives home from work joins mom

Me: Assigned to "watching the house"

Frozen dinner
No friends allowed over.
No escape from house.
Just me, art, cleaning, bass, reading, jewelery making, sculpting...
and no energy or drive to do it.
fllblbbbbbbbb

So heres the numbers to add to the formula: Walter and mom got rear ended by and old lady at a red light. Walter went out with his girlfriend, moms in the hospital with minor injuries, dads tending to her, and i'm here. oo how lovely.
Pfff..

quote quote quote..
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o dear lord i'm at a loss..
I got an idea! Go to my comments server! Post your own goddamn quote!
HA responsibility shifted HA!

A few things i've forgotten to mention in past blogs

One-My mom got into the ensemble for Oliver. Community theater gig. Apparently Bryant Spitco is playing one of the leads (Noah? Neil? How should i know?) and Miz Charly Klinman is in the chorus with my mom. Well whaddya know? This will lead to a stress breakdown no doubt..she already has stress breakdowns with her concerts at school, lesson plans, district chorus stuff, yoga, housework, and (ehe) driving me around and putting up with me. All i can do is pray that she has fun. Dear god mom, have fun.

Two-Blopens! O my god they rock! I just made my aunts birthday card with them. They look bitchin.

Three-Once i'm off work i'm going on a sculpture binge..clay, fur, broken wood, anything and everything i've been saving for sculptures will become sculptures. MARK. MY. WORDS.

Four-Requiem for a dream. If i didn't want to do heroin before, now i really will stay the fuck away from it. Requiem For a Dream is the most powerful, frightening, emotional, crazily well done, most depressing, best music, gut wrenching..GAHHH!
I bought my brother the soundtrack because he keeps hogging the DVD player by just watching the begginning of Requiem over and over again to hear the music. I hope he likes it.
August 28 my brother flees the nest..
Don't go, i can't live with just the one taurus in the house..
My dad and my father are both taurus. Tauruses are naturally compatible with scorpios such as myself. Pices/Aquarius cusp folks such as my mother however..
Lets just say my father and brother are my emotional support for mother daughter issues. The three of us are often accused by her of ganging up on her. Well, we do. But thats because we match. Somewhere there is a function. Maybe not between dad and walter, but the three of us..
Jeeeesaaa

Some family guy stuff.
Two people are on a talk show.

"Well honey, i'd like to tell you my secret"
"What is it?"
"I'm not really a man..i'm a woman!"
(Takes off wig and shirt, reveals woman's shirt and hair)
"O my god, you're a woman?!"
"Actually, i'm not a woman, i'm a horse!"
(Unzips woman suit)
"Oh my god, you're a horse?!!"
"well, actually i'm not a horse, i'm a broom."
(Unzips horse suit, broom falls over)
(Talk show host)
"Well, what do you have to say?"
"Well, to tell you the truth, i'm surprised"

EHehehehehe HE WAS A BROOM!

I want august 15th arrive FASTER.
Marley, if you are reading this i have a mysterious letter to give to you and you have to remind me to give it to you or else i might be shot on sight by my parents.
August 15th. August 15th. No more camp on August 15th. Paycheck on August 15th. Molly's triumphant return on August 15th. I miss her a lot. Actually a song popped into my head that seemed perfect. Its from that old cartoon show Generation O that used to be on kids WB..u know that chick with the oversized head that had a rock band..

Sitting all alone in a hotel room
eating peanut butter with a solid gold spoon
why do I feel this impending sense of doom?
Guess that I should be having a party
But I sure am missing miss Molly
I'm missin missin miss Molly o

Whoa o missin miss Molly
A friend is a friend its just good for health
Whoa o missin miss Molly
Like missing like missing a piece of myself

Some things aren't better in a new location
stuck out front in this bad situation
but state i'm in don't fit on no nation, yeah
guess i should be feelin pretty jolly
but i sure am missin miss Molly
missin miss Molly o

Oh oh oh missin miss Molly
I miss her, I miss her like nobody else
Whoa o missin miss Molly
Its like missin, like missin a piece of myself

whoa oh oh missin miss Molly
Yeah i miss her, i miss her like nobody else
Whoa oh missin miss Molly
It's like missin like missin a piece of myself
whoa oh oh missin miss Molly
Yeah i miss her, i miss her like nobody else
Whoa oh missin miss Molly
It's like missin like missin a piece of myself

Some things aren't better in a new location
stuck out front in this bad situation
this state don't belong in no nation, yeah
bad situation

I finished that blasted Harry Potter book.
Now see, i enjoy books a lot more when i don't constantly want to punch the crap out of the main character. Jesus christ he was acting like my mother. If he jumped down anymore peoples throats the entire school would have strep. Bastard.
Well at least they added thestrals. Now that is possibly the coolest name for a death horse ever! Thestral. Its been ringing in my mind all week. It sounds dangerous and holy. Like an organ. I love it!
Dreams have been heavily disturbing me.
Whoa oh oh, missin miss Molly!
damn good song i must say.

"Hey look a wheel! (pause) whoa theres a car attached to it!"-No more late night walks for me..