HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!
Ok i'm in the library thanks to dear old ferro.
Here's the scoop.
I was taken out of my lunch by the service lady Mary Rodgers. She then told me I won the eagles grant i applied for three fucking days ago and I had to go accept it at the Abington Library at 3:30. Oh and there will be news cameras. :-O!!!!! :-D!!!!!! >_Not right! Of course now I'm thoroughly spazzing. I will be on CBS tonight. Great. Lovely. Lets all go have a big american party!
I'm very happy and simultaneously very stunned and freaked out. Wharf!!.
Immma gonna be on TV recieving a large comical check for 500$.
My dream is coming true. O MY GOD.

"Well, thats about as desirable as a puddle of sheep vomit."-Me to emily. Not pertaining to the situation.

Hahaha twitterpation! *grins*
I've become sickeningly cute in spirit. It makes me happy. Tara is a buhdist maiden goddess. Any other Tara I mention will be mentioned with a last name, but the latter Tara is the Tara and my Tara. My child shall be named Tara. A second girl would be Melody. Melody is a gorgeous underused name.
My French teach had her baby. I miss her soooooo much. Chimerinsky is a neurotic crazy. She likes me, which makes her all the more annoying. Such behavior is impossible to describe. You must see to believe.
I want to be a bunny rabbit. Waii!
I'm in the library at school. I miss my internet priveleges, but who really cares. W'ere "between computers" anyway. Dad just brought home the big box yesterday for our shiny nu dell. Finally! A compy thats not an IBM mutt. Dad built the old computer from spare parts. I remember when I first got it and I use to sneak downstairs at 6:00 in the AM (I was about 4 years old) to play Math Workshop. I was suuuuch a freaking geek. Like I care anymore.
The other day after ACLU i was talking to Kate and Marisa and they were talking about being beatniks or hippies when they grew up. I said I wanted to keep being myself. I'm having a good time with it so far.
I am SO joining sage-u's church. I need to wake up on sunday mornings. Makes the day seem so worthwhile.
Omy god Thicke is amazzzing to me. I say to me because I have a very strange taste in music. But should you download a song or two from them, I suggest "lazy bones" or "cherry blue skies". I groove to "when i get you alone" but it may be too poppy for some people. interesting use of beethoven's fifth though.
Mr Shipley is a space cadet. Dad says he's got some groove left in him, which makes me smile. My dad gets to be the fly on the wall at people of those generations weddings and see them let down their hair and get funky. Because a few years ago shipley was prally rockin a natural and staying alive. Hehehehheh Shipley.
I'm glad my old third grade teach Ms Coleman works around the school now. Shes a cool, cool, lady.
Note to self: write letter to Mrs Rex. Elementary school mentor.
The orthodontist says my teeth are gorgeous and to keep up the good work which is extremely entertaining because i point blank haven't worn my retainer in months. Maybe that suggests i don't NEED it. O well. I have no problem keeping up the "good work".
I want a real rat. Scruffy is good, but i want a rat. Danielles rats are the cuuuutest.
Molly's dog is very furry and cuddly. So is sages. But they are different in spirit. Mollys dog is more of a bwruf! and sages is kind of a wharf!
...whatever. Silly brain...
Bring back the word zesty!
I realized that this year I learned the word innuendo. Last year I did not know the word innuendo. Funny how these things work.
Dad teaches me new things everyday. Not innuendo, but little things like why leaves make your tires slip and how clocks work and that air brush artists make thousands of dollars doing bodypainting for clubbers who leave it on one night and wash it off. I don't know. He is very out in the world and so am I.
I want to go to Tylers house. DDR and alcohol...i don't like being drunk but hard lemonade is sooo delicious. It couldn't hurt to be in an environment where i couldst drink one.
I like skipping.
I like being in the library and wasting time.
Time stops for each one of us..
I am content. I realize I've been content for a few months.
I would make a good buhdist. Dad says the only thing seperating both of us from being buhdists is going to temple.
Huh. Gotta go! Bell.

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"Where is that blasted blubber farm of a whale?"-Sierra ecoquest.

phhppppppllltltlttt sooooo tired..still need to write grants...gugghghhh...
I need a bit more sleep. Otherwise i'd be happy as a clam really. Right now i'm a pretty car without any gas in it. I look okay and i'm in good working order and all but i'm still putzing around because i need some frickin sleep. Decievious daylight savings time waking me up earliez..
Good weekend! Furday alyssa marla emily and britney came over and we had a mini-farewell party for miss alyssa who is going to be moving to missouri for a few months :-(. I will miss her terribly. One of my bestest friends she is. We ate delicious buttercake, semi-watched amazon women on the moon (FUNNIEST. MOVIE. EVER. No comparison. I'm sorry.) played DDR and ran around outside, being creatures of the night.
Saturday! The tae kwon do/ kung fu demonstration. Smith, 'Meda, and Neil granted me with their presence as i worked my way through several kicks and forms and sparring techniques. Some of which accompanied by chris. Chris also did a bladed sword form :-O!! *nosebleed* He hurt his knee jumping over 5 of us and breaking a board though. I helped carry him over to the side of the studio and ice his knee. I felt very heroic. Oy that man is hot.
Then! Molly picked me up from le studio and we proceded to the glenside haunted house to volunteer by frightening les enfants. And who else should be volunteering there but..
RYAN COLLINS!
^_^ Whata pleasant surprise! Molly grabbed peoples ankles, I chilled in a coffin ( i tried to scare people, but it wasn't working out. So in the end i just stared at them or slept in my coffin). Ryan helped guide groups of children through. Occasionally jumping in my coffin so we could have sex. I'm sure the children didn't mind.
Also making guest appearances and volunteerances at the haunted house were Krista Kronamen, Ben Jaye, Nate-Nate, Becca and Annalise D., Chad, John Bangor, and Lzarry Park. Good times! After that i went to mollys house. We watched the mask and ate mac n' cheese.
Next day! (or this morning rather) Woke up an hour earlier than i meant to (somewhere in the neightborhood of 6:00 O_O) and got ready to go to sage-u's church. Forgot about daylight savings time. Made up for it by eating a large amount of breakfast, playing DDR, and walking on stilts in my front yard. I also played this trippy Sierra Ecoquest game on my computer I hadn't played in years. Well I'll be a starfish stickin to a reef sharks back! That is possibly the corniest way to save a whale in the history of the planet. Still fun though.
Sages UU church is cuddly and filled with love, bunnies, and swiss miss hot chocolate. I have decided to join if i can rustle up the $$'s. Some week i'll bring my DDR since many of them haven't played.
Then i went to home depot w/ sage and his mamoose. She found a rubber rat in the parking lot for me. He is coming to school with me tommorow. I have wichristined him Scruffy. We then ate pizza at his house and i was sent back to my little house. Whereupon i cleaned and listened to some Thicke and The Crusaders. Great bands.
Good weekend! Good night.
"Well, at least you hurt yourself doing something cool."-Me to chris after he hurt his knee.