Friday, December 19, 2003  
Hey! Now i'm happy! Listen to me! One week later ! I'm some kind of happy drunk on life psycho!
I am not as happy as I am crazy. One of those weird moods where I just wanna run in circles. Life would be so much easier if I remained in this mood and time stopped so I could spend the rest of my days happily running in circles. I feel colorful.
I'm a freaking rainbow, kids!
I've been acting very ungenderistically perverted lately. Innuendo wise. I need to cut it out. I'm scaring away my friends and getting attention from the wrong sort. Its funny, but only in certain contexts. Luckily I have outstanding young ladies like emily quinn to lock me in art cabinets when I get out of hand. Especially in the area of loudly proclaiming I have a nice ass. Which is overly conceited. And weird. And i deserved to get locked in the art cabinet.
..but i DO have a nice ass!!...
*bashes own head in w/ weedwacker*
I am a ham guys, I am a BIG ham! and its very annoying to the surrounding population! And I need to work on it sometimes. no, all the time! EGO EGO EGO!
What the hell is the difference between high self esteem and being conceited? Snubbing other people? I don't get it! Goddamnit is nobody allowed to be happy in America!!?!?!
ummm...
i'm annoying...
yes..
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i bought a weedwacking amount of xmas gifts today! they all rock my fishbucket!
nowhere else will you see that sentence. I promise you.
People are cool. I love you all.
why can't i be like this all day? if i was always this colorful i'd never be overly happy or sad. Real annoying, but i'd be happy.
color color color break through the winter. woo.
"Don't say happy hannukah to me. Just happy. i'm only half jewish."-Moi.



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You know the kid with Maslow's pyramid jammed up her rear end pinnacle first? That's me.