Master Kim: (korean accent) okay, sliding side kick back kick
Brian: *sneeze*
Class: Bless you
Brian: *double sneeze*
Class: Bless you
Master Kim: if third time, you all say "shut up".

Hannah: Walters first word was a firetruck drove by and he yelled "skay!" (prounounced with a long A). Then later he said Da-da and my dad was all excited, but then he pointed to the refrigerator and said "da-da". My first word was cookie.
Ryan: My first word was hot.
Hannah:So my first word was cookie, and now I inhale cookies. Walter's first word was refrigerator, and he inhales the whole refrigerator.
Ryan: My first word was hot, and I'm hot.
Hannah: and I guess I'm a cookie..
Ryan: And walterskay...

Last night was an interesting trip down memory lane. I don't want to ruin any of my home movies for people, you should see them yourself. I was an interesting child. So was walter.

(camera zooms in on 6th grade walter kicking a tree)
Mom:why are you killing the tree?
Walter: (stops) Cuz nature sucks! (goes back to kicking).

I felt like I didn't have a care in the world. Because I didn't- Jean Michel Basquait.

Me as a 4 year old kid who got in trouble for playing with the hose in 60 degree weather. Imagine me crying while doing this.
Hannah: Well! *sniff* There are three categories for why you should wear a bathing suit! One is *sniff* swimming! And the second is *sniff, gurgle* sunbathing! and the third is water protection! AND I CHOSE WATER PROTECTION!

I used to watch jeopardy when I was 4.

In las vegas, age 5

Hannah: Aunt hedy! Aunt hedy! Mommy won 20$ from the mac machine!

Hot damn..I really AM thoreau...
I'm compiling a comparison list between the two of us. The only major descrepency we have so far is that he doesn't like cities. I like cities. But we both agree that our favorite part of the city is the harbor where you can look at the water..maybe I just like cities because I hate my house.
Also if I am his incarnate, I was right in saying I am a gay man trapped inside a girls body. Thoreau was gay! ^_^ or bi, but he was gay! All the pieces fall right into place when I compare our lives. And the eye thing..its just fucking scary...
I'm gonna do some non-italicized quoting.

On his death bed:
Aunt Sophia: Have you made peace with god?
Thoreau: I didn't know we quarrelled.

"I find more beauty in the generic inkblot than in the finest renissance painting"

In jail:

Emerson: Why are you here?
Thoreau: Why are you not here?

"..regular countrywoman with half an acre of face.."

"...Dutch sailor with a singular bullfrog or trilobite expression of the eyes, and whose eyes were like frog ponds in the broad platter of his cheeks and gleamed like a pool covered with frog-spittle."

"...with the never absent mop in one hand, and yet no effects of it visible anywhere."

Heee hee I found my past life...

This tyler dude from tae kwon do is hot and keeps repeatedly hitting on me..
Everything I pursue actively goes to shit, so I'll just wait around and see what happens. Cuz I'm a scorpio. I'm supposed to stare people down from corners, not chase after them. Learned THAT the hard way..about 800 times
H2:But I wanna talk to him-
SHUT UP! *repress*
H2:SMrfgmfmoffffppfflstrugglepassout
It'd be funny if anything happend tho cuz he's 18 but he looks 25 and the whole world'd be Stagatory! Stagatory!..heheheh..tyler...once again, no better pass than randomly putting me in a headlock..or going for my knee..inner thigh..vagina..*stream of conciousness, not actual occurence. Cept for the headlock. And the knee.*
he wears leather jackets, matrix glasses, and bling. And he can break through two boards with his head that he's holding with his own hands O_O. Junior black belt my ass, he's a senior in my eyes..woo..and he makes the leather thing look non-meterosexual unlike a certain keaunu reeveling-in-the-fact-that-he-makes-money-by-not-acting.
getting ahead of myself though. My imagination ruins everything. porkface.
I need to take a shower.
tylers a badass.
gnight.

"If this was drugs I'd totally be smoking it."-Me drinking chocolate milk. Molly was there!
O and since we're on the subject
"I guess since I'm Biracial and I have a red and black belt, this means I'm all black now"-Tyler.

Kudos to melissas blog for providing me with the mad lib-esque entertainment that is this fairytale thing.

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young CHICKEN PLUCKER named NATE EDWARDS. He was POINTY FROLICING in the OBNOXIOUS forest when he met STICKY DOUG FARBER, a run-away NURSE from the FLUFFY Queen EMILY QUINN.

NATE EDWARDS could see that STICKY DOUG FARBER was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his YESTERDAY'S GRITS. STICKY DOUG FARBER was thankful for NATE EDWARDS's GRITS, so he told NATE EDWARDS a very FORKLIKE story about Queen EMILY QUINN's daughter MOLLY ROSE. How her mother, the FLUFFY Queen EMILY QUINN, kept her locked away in a WIGWAM protected by a gigantic NAKED MOLE RAT, because MOLLY ROSE was so GREEN.

NATE EDWARDS SUCKED. He vowed to STICKY DOUG FARBER the NURSE that he would save the GREEN MOLLY ROSE. He would BLEW the NAKED MOLE RAT, and take MOLLY ROSE far away from her eveil mother, the FLUFFY Queen EMILY QUINN, and EATS her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a 500 RAGING BONER and STICKY DOUG FARBER the NURSE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic NAKED MOLE RAT from his story. FLUFFY Queen EMILY QUINN MELTED out from behind a BUBBLE and struck NATE EDWARDS dead. In the far off WIGWAM you could hear a BORK!.

THE END.

Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com

Smokin a bubble pipe. Lets all go to the lobby.
Stasia is cool for being born so Ryan could have a Stasia. Happy birthday to this dear person, who I once saw walking quite aways behind me in a crowded hall so I walked down the hall backwards to meet her, greeted by "that was the most amazing thing I've ever seen". I gave her a sticker.
"Whoa that leaf just flew by like nobody's business"-Queen Emily Quinn.

les mis=sooo good. Emily quinn and I will take over the world.
buaha.
buaha.
buaha.
I bought a chemical brothers CD O_O wow. It's like the song that never ends..cept you don't want it to so it's all good.
Discovering treasure is cool. I went treasure hunting online. I found the website equivalent of a bag full of pennies. Some of em shiny, some not, in total not worth that much, but glad I found it all the same. This bag of pennies is
*doo doo doo doo*
Cletus the Fetus! A flash cartoon about a fetus that escapes from the abortion clinic trashcan!
Good episodes are this, this , that , this one, this thing, episode 18, captain giggles, and my favorite because I'm sick and twisted.
Hooray for finding cletus the fetus! whos hilarious when I'm in the mood.
Slept and houseworked a lot today. Plan to sculpt the night away..
This is why my dad is the best dad in the world.
I put tampons on the list last week cuz the full moon was coming up. I got it on the full moon, and asked Dad if he bought the tampons. He was on his way out to the gym, but he stopped and ran back in the house going nuts because he bought four boxes and thought he put them in my room (they weren't) so then he left my room. I was chemical brothering and cleaning for about a half an hour assuming he went to the gym. Then he walks back into my room looking flustered. He'd been tearing through the house looking for my tampons instead of going to the gym, which was going to close on him if he didn't leave soon. He kept going "but you need them now! I swear I bought a whole bunch and they were all the right kind and everything and I was all proud of myself because it was an industrial supply and I got them buy one get one free..". Heres the real kicker. He CALLED the grocery store and asked them if he left a bag of tampons there.
:-D!! What in hell? After he said that, I couldn't stop laughing. How many peoples dads would do that? I mean seriously, some guys hear 'tampon' and vomit! He just looked all confused and acted like anyone would have called the store for the tampons and crap. And he only got to go to the gym for a half an hour..all for me. And my little cotton things. What a great guy. My mom is so freaking lucky (sounds wrong I know, but jesus...those can't come along too often, can they?).
"I said to the waitress "I just want to find somebody to fall in love with" and she says "why not burn down your house? It would be just as exciting and do less damage"."-Some guy on NPR. hrn. Makes sense *readies matches*