HOLY SHIT IT'S SEAMUS
(please fast forward to the 2 minute mark for extreme glory and orgasmatude)
Other than that...I'm having a bit of a rough time right now. Irrational emotions are eating through my skin again. I feel like I'm standing on the edge of another breakdown. This my friends..is not cool. Then again I suppose when I am no longer repressed sexually, everything else I was repressing sorta escapes as well..
Great. Fucking great.
Welcome to last year, everyone! I'm ready to do it all over again. And wouldn't ya know it? TOMMOROW'S MY BIRTHDAY! PERFECT FUCKING TIMING!
But if it wasn't for seamus (god bless his soul for cheering me up even though I can't even see him) I would be clawing my hair out at the moment. I feel like I'm going to wake up tommorow and get hit in the face with a big fucking bolt of lightning called "you're being lazy and taking shit for granted and now you're gonna pay, bitch".
I don't wanna do this again. I don't want to boohoo have a mental breakdown everyone goes "oo poor hannah" until I'm tired of it and then bam! I'm okay again! WHEE! I'm so lost in my own world that when people snap me out of it I claw for a random sentence so they go "hahah shes so fucking funNY!!"
RARRRGH
TGI friday's. Tommorow. 8:00.
Everybody.
And I mean.
EVERYBODY.
Who reads this blog is invited.
Alyssa Simpson, I am looking at you.
Becca, Temma, go right ahead.
Marla! For goshsakes, if you wanna be my guest!
Emily, I adore you.
If you're a shaman gangster, feel free to show up.
Just do it. don't feel uninvited to my gathering. Don't even feel obligated to bring a damn present. Right now I just need a hug.
Sad.
And for the record, seamus sullivan will save us all. If a seagull shit on him, i'd make sure it died a slow, painful death.
seamus-I salute thee.

"Relationships are like condiments. They look real pretty when they're all wrapped up in little packages on the shelf, but when you open them they go bad real fast. Yeah..I guess I just don't understand condiments."-From some cartoon I forgot the title of.

I didn't feel like actually editing the post, but pawned is pwned and I'm aware I messed up.
Anyways, due to nate's comment (ROCKY) I decided to extol rocky's virtues once more.
HOP IN THE TIME MACHINE!
vweer.
Okay! Back to saturday night. What happened to it? It turned into sunday morning. Jason got initiated because a fat man ate a cookie from close proximity to his ass. Ian was there! He got chubby bunny'd. He showed up in unda-wears. Twas awesome and a half. Jason adores Rocky now. He is slowly accumulating my interests. *coughcoughAQUARIUScoughcough*. But yeah, he's now a Homestar Runner / Rocky Horror/ Public Enemy narg and by this weekend (SUNDAY 12-6!!) he will also be a Cthulu narg. I also convinced him to join TKD but it's a question of whether his momma will pay forz it.
But man..what an aquarius.
D00d nate's birthday is tommorow and I will not rest until it is celebrated into twenty oblivions! BIRTHDAY! HE MUST BE HONORED BEYOND EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE IS NATE! HAPPY NATEDAY! NAAAAAATE
by the way jenny marx was also gogo for halloween. Blast her. Blast her in the ass. Without lube.
Ellie talks to me now! I missed her for a minute there. But I don't blame her with my annoying 8th grade psycho writing notes every five minutes freaking out when not being invited to parties...ness...
Yeah, if I had been her I would have tried to escape myself as well. I was beyond bonkers at that point. Not like usual hannah-crazy-cool bonkers I mean like Hannah-holy-shit-get-away-she-has-a-knife bonkers.
I had two sections of that. Elementary school and 8th grade.
god 8th grade was a freaking terrible year.
Yeah EQ with bunny ears and mace.
O shizzle I saw Alyssa on Halloday! I frickin miss her constantly. Marla too. I didn't see marlah buut I miss her. She's uber-cool.
O deuce I'm going to be 17 in like..4 days..*whistle* egad, time flies.
Not really.
What has changed between sixteen and 17...
I got my red belt.
Congressional Award.
Reading for rascals.
Joe Pettine, nu and excellent best friend.
Joined a Church.
And a whole loada other shit.
But the biggest shift since sixteen has been
Sam
Joe
Jason
Cute Illegalness
Dual three day panic attack
Current height difference may require walky-talkies.
If you are under the impression I am missing someone, please take a shit and stare at it.
j/k. j/k. lol.

Emily: Dood, joe's car should be called the big red love machine.
Ryan: Or the big red pulsating cock.

D00d me and Jason totally bitch-pawned the astrological compatibility test! (meaning I used the online birth chart match thing)

148 Trine Mercury - Mercury Positive aspect: Favorable for all types of communication.
136 Conjunction Venus - Mars Positive aspect: This is a union that is particularly based on physical understanding, passionate love.
108 Trine Sun - Mars Positive aspect: Pure sexual attraction will unite the couple. They will have an ideal partner. They will be energetic, full of life and can undertake things together on the professional level or travel together on adventurous, unpredictable journeys.
105 Trine Mercury - Jupiter Positive aspect: An ideal couple, prosperous, happy, good intellectual understanding, great confidence in each other, a successful family life.
103 Trine Mercury - Venus Positive aspect: A relationship which will be agreeable, they will like to speak to each other, have a good intellectual understanding, their tastes will be very similar, they will like to share their feelings with each other.
81 Conjunction Saturn - Uranus Positive aspect: Favorable union, linking invention and originality with common sense and thoughtfulness. They might do great things together.
77 Sextile Sun - Saturn Positive aspect: Here is a couple you can call stable. They will lead their life together quietly, with friendship slowly replacing love. Saturn will dominate the Sun - as is only natural - but the Sun might find this difficult to accept. In any case, as the Sun likes to feel secure, Saturn is a perfect partner.
72 Sextile Sun - Jupiter Positive aspect: Here is a couple you like to be with. They are charming, agreeable and know how to entertain their friends generously and warmly. They go well together, and love each other in a discrete and sincere way, and appreciate the joys of life together.
61 Trine Jupiter - Uranus Positive aspect: This union can be favorable, if the two mutually respect each other. They both like their independence, their freedom of thought and action.
59 Sextile Venus - Uranus Positive aspect: Union or love will be very strong, not at all intellectual, but sensual and full of romanticism and originality.-
53 Opposition Moon - Pluto Negative aspect: Great physical attraction, uncontrolled passion, possessiveness, jealousy and suffocation. This relationship is very negative because it is destructive, even fatal. Problems on the sexual level. It will be very difficult to get over this relationship, if it is possible to get over it.

Normally I don't post these things online (I check them more than I should) but apparently J-dawg doesn't have a problem with my astrology fetish. In fact upon mentioning it he whipped out the aquarius pendant he always wears around his neck that I somehow didn't notice before.
Le shrug.
But yeah, a good way to amuse yourself when bored is to match yourself up on that compatibility chart with random celebrities. It's good to know if you're going to have good chemistry with Johnny Depp if the opportunity somehow presents itself.

"And so the duck says, what may I ask did the CHICKEN do??!"-Molly Rose.