AHHH!
best. christmas. Ever.
I did my traditional thing I've done every year since the age of seven. Wake up at 4:30. Pick apart stocking. sleep on the couch until my family joins me.
So the stocking itself...whoa.
Foamy Dvd (aiiiiyaaa foamy on the big screeeen!!)
Arm warmers in fishnet and pink and black stripe with skulls. It appears my parents have discovered "hot topic". good for them. I sure as hell can't afford to spend my own money there.
Frank Zappa CD with "Billy the mountain" on it. O dear lord. So fucking funny. DO THE STUDEBAKER SHUFFLE! twirlie twirlie twirlie can he dance? O YES HE CAN DANCE!
Watermelon slices! best candy evar. completely ecstatic, I went to sleep, still in my new "pyjama-gram" pyjamas hedy sent me (read: These are purple fleece with cartoon cats that say "le meow". Tres, tres chic.)
Then I awake up to the sound of "Awww Hannah woke up early to check out her stocking and fell asleep on the couch" just as I have every year since I hit 13 and continued doing that despite. Then I opened up first
my very own
size-adjustable
free-standing
AWESOME
MANNEQUIN!!!
nate, your costume will not be mishapen or ugly! (not that it would have been before, but now it'll happen faster with less measuring.
Then it was a series of T-shirts. Strong Sad. Pom Pom. Teen girl squad hoodie. Strong bad sings CD. B is for Bluaaaaa (with a girraffe sticking out his tongue). Then "how to make things out of vintage scrap fabrics". Works 4 me. Starbucks gift card. $100 dollars (by the way, theres other family members in this, not just my parents). Walter gave me a kickass rasta hat, making my collection run to 47. (soon to be 49 when I buy two expensive fedoras with my $100 from Grandpaw). Lawdy lawd, this is one helluva christmas.
I also have recieved a quaint little note from a certain Kay-Tee thompson, an Aquateen hunger force shirt from my local boyfriend, a spiderman shirt from Jonichi-kun, and shitloads of candy and cookies from aunt tammy.
damn, I have a mannequin ^_^.
Mom gave dad a loony tunes box set, two stephen lynch cd's and a stephen lynch dvd. My parents are really unaturally obsessed with stephen lynch. He's awesome, I admit. But it's the same exact thing as their south park obsession. Unnatural. And awesome ^_^. Dad got mom a digital camera. Walter got cymbals and cymbal cases. And some other stuff.
Cthulu was horrible. YOU HEAR ME JOE? HORRIBLE! I'M COLD!
So here's my new character. A shaolin monk who quit because of his sexual frustration. He is now writing erotic novels under the psuedonym of Hung Lo. His real name is Ka Qing. Ka-ching! So I suppose he's in hell for that. It's not stephen king, but it amuses me. Greatly. I just hope joey mc constipation pants lets me do it.
No, I could never hate Joe for something that little. After all the emotional trips he's put me through it'd be dumb as hell to be freaked out oe'r a Cthulu character. I mean, in the grand scheme of things he broke my heart. But I consider him a best friend no matter what happens. Joe is my other brother.
That's me, queen of backhanded compliments and sexual innuendos.
I met Jason's family. I like his grandmother a lot. It's a loud family with a lot of people in it. Mostly cousins. They're cool cousins as well. None of them are off-base non-conformists. Jason said he was the "black sheep" of his family. eh *shrug* the grandmother laughed at my jokes. We played that Donkey Konga game a lot. one cousin was all "you slept with her?..okay..O_o" uhcourse jason didn't hear it, but it made me laugh. We played taboo. I'd never played before. It's fun. They tried to play cranium but nobody moved from start, so they stopped trying. I felt somewhat out of place at that point.
"Baroque? What the hell does that mean?"
Hannah: It's a time period.
Collected group: *silence with overtone of ?*
Random cousin: You try sculpting that in a minute!
Hannah: *fingers itch*
Cousin: Beatnik? How am I supposed to know what a beatnik is?
Hannah: They were around in the sixties and seventies, wore all black, played bongo-
Cousin: There ya go! I wasn't alive in the 60's or 70's! How the fuck was I supposed to know that! I've never heard that word in my life!
well, it was interesting that's for sure.
In general, they were nice people and i liked them and they approved of lil' ol me. Ms. Stearns even got me a pair of spongebob socks! ridiculously yellow, as expected. I luv 'em.

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."-Bill watterson

jump ooover the moon
okay, so RENT was frickin' awesome *grins*
My toe is still being a bitch.
Why ask for a hit when your hand is 20? A lesson to live by if I ever stumbled across one. Too many people have taken the one last step just to reach perfection and have fallen on their face. You gotta choose between regret that you never got to 21 or regret that you stayed at 20 when you could have been at 21. But which would you rather have? 21 is most agreeable, but it happens to very few.
THE WISE WILL STAY AT 20!
motto of the week. Funny how much morality one can derive from gambling.
That said, a lot of people have been asking "why" lately. Not outright...but they've been asking.
This is why.

I made a white zombie announcement
I love white zombie
I love white zombie MORE.
Mary Poppins! I love that movie!
What would buddha do?
I dunno, probably eat something.
I've never seen so many dead hookers in my life! And what movie is tha-
DIRTY WORK!
*techno*oons-oons-oons-oons
who wants a moustache ride?
I vant vun! I VANT VUN!
Fuck the Cd's!
face down in the gutter won't admit defeat/ though his clothes are soiled and black
that is not a halloween costume!
radiator
dark tower
free spirit
johnny ramone
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
All of this time I can't believe I couldn't see/ that you were right there in front of me
The porch swing works FINE.
The hounds of hell.
Yeah, a sippy cup would be great O_o
ITALIAN!!
You're the one that said you needed ductape to watch a movie.
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/l\ o
l /8 / \ /
And in two days...there will have been two months of *gestures at the previous tangle of movie quotes and inside jokes* that.
<3.

"You know..I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this thing"-Blue.